Smallest girl in the world

Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley, known around the world as "the littlest angel", was born Feb.13, 2003, weighing just 2 lbs, 8 ounces. Doctors were at a loss as to why she was born so small and told her parents this little miracle baby likely wouldn't live through the night. But she did..
She continued to defy doctors expectations and at the age of 8 months, Kenadie was finally diagnosed with primordial dwarfism, a genetic condition that is believed to affect only about 100 people in the world. She isn't expected to grow past about 30 inches or weigh more than 8 pounds.

Nearing the age of four, Kenadie now walks, runs, laughs, smiles and is beginning to talk. But, perhaps more importantly, it's the way Kenadie makes people feel that is her strongest achievement.

She may be small but no one would argue that this little girl has an enormous effect on people throughout the world.

Hilarius Jokes

DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his....
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while
thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'...

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because
every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
'Abdul Aziz '
'Sex? '
'Six times a week!! '
'No, no, I mean male or female! '
'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service'

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of 'missing
persons'

SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
section.

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby
than have a tooth removed.'
Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.

Enoki Mushroom

Enoki Mushroom Prevents Cancer
> Also known as: Velvet Shank Mushrooms
>
> Golden-needle-mushroom (Jin-Gen-Goo) successfully kills 95% of cancer
> cells ( Taiwan Report) (Hokkien KIM CHIAM KOR)
>
>
>
> Research done by Singapore U shows that eating this mushroom can
> destroy 95% of cancer cells in our body by boosting our immune
> system.
>
> Professor Phan Hwai Chong of Yang Ming Research Centre in Taiwan told
> reporter that consuming this kind of mushroom, one of the ingredients
> in the mushroom can trigger the multiplication of our healthy
> 'defensive' cells. By out-numbering the cancers cells, healthy cells
> help eradicate cancer cells.
>
> American scientists have since run tests on this particular type of
> mushroom extract with blood, done outside hum! an body. Results show
> that mushroom extract is able to destroy c ancer cells.
> According to Taiwan professor, since healthy 'fighting' cells can be
> multiplied to tens & thousands of times, it can either be used as drip
> or just by eating mushroom.
>
> The mushroom is most frequently taken with steam boat. Cooking time
> should be less than 3 minutes, or the healing property would greatly
> diminish.
>
> Normal eating for Health:-
> Preparation, uses, and tips
>
> Before using enoki mushrooms, rinse them thoroughly and trim off the
> roots at the base of the cluster. Enoki mushrooms can be eaten raw or
> cooked.. Add them to salads, sandwiches, soups, pasta sauces, and
> stir-fried rice and vegetable dishes. To retain the delicate flavor of
> the mushrooms, add them at the end of the cooking process.
>
> Buying and storing tips
>
> When purchasing fresh enoki mushrooms, select mushrooms with firm,
> white, shiny caps. Avoid purchasing enoki mushrooms with s lim y or
> brownish stalks. Enoki mushrooms keep up to 14 days in the
> refrigerator if stored in a paper bag.
> (you should try storing veggies or fruits in those aluminum foil bags
> that you throw away if you do buy Milo or quaker oats in packages
> type; it seems they can keep them longer and fresher; test to
> confirm??? Keep one end open and not seal it tight.) !
>
> Varieties
>
> Most commercially available enoki mushrooms are the pale white
> cultivated variety.
>
> Nutrition Highlights
> Enoki mushroom (raw),
> 1 large (5g)
> Calories: 1.7
> Protein: 0.12g
> Carbohydrate: 0.35g
> Total Fat: 0.02g
> Fiber: 0.13g